i am a cat

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You're a cat and you're proud of it. You don't need no one else's cat to feel good.

My mom asked if I had a pet. I said, 'I am a cat.' She didn't know what to do.

At school, the teacher said, 'You're not paying attention.' I said, 'I am a cat.'

My dog tried to bite me. I said, 'I am a cat.' He ran away.

You're so full of yourself, you think you're a cat. You don't even own one.

My friend asked, 'Do you have a cat?' I said, 'I am a cat.' He said, 'You're not.' I said, 'You're not either.'

In the DMs, someone asked, 'What's your deal?' I said, 'I am a cat.' They blocked me.

At the park, I told the kid, 'I am a cat.' He said, 'No way.' I said, 'Yes way.'