I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. - I tell the truth. I just make it up. And when I lie, I’m not

I tell the truth. I just make it up. And when I lie, I’m not lying. I’m telling the truth about how bad I am at being honest.

I told my mom I got an A. She said I lied. I said she’s just mad I’m better at lying than her.

I told my teacher I studied all night. She said I was lying. I said she’s just jealous I can lie and still look tired.

I told my friend I was going to the gym. He said I was lying. I said he’s just jealous I can lie and still be fat.