I Already "Befriended" Your Mom Last Night

The line you scream when you already made your mom your new best friend and she's now your new problem.

I already 'befriended' your mom last night. She’s now my new best friend and your new problem.

I already 'befriended' your mom last night. She sent me a voice note of her singing karaoke.

I already 'befriended' your mom last night. She's now my new sidekick and your new nightmare.