I Already "Befriended" Your Mom Last Night

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The sentence you yell when you already got your mom drunk and she's now your best friend for life.

I already 'befriended' your mom last night. She's now my sidekick in crime.

I already 'befriended' your mom last night. She texted me a photo of her pajamas and a pizza box.

I already 'befriended' your mom last night. She’s now my mom. You’re just a problem.

What you say when you already got your mom to forget her own name and now she’s yours.

I already 'befriended' your mom last night. She called me 'son' and tried to give me her credit card.

I already 'befriended' your mom last night. She asked me to pick her up from the bar.

I already 'befriended' your mom last night. She’s now my stepmom. You’re just a burden.

The line you scream when you already made your mom your new best friend and she's now your new problem.

I already 'befriended' your mom last night. She’s now my new best friend and your new problem.

I already 'befriended' your mom last night. She sent me a voice note of her singing karaoke.

I already 'befriended' your mom last night. She's now my new sidekick and your new nightmare.