I almost said bless you - when you’re about to say bless you but then you remember you

when you’re about to say bless you but then you remember you’re not cool and you stop yourself

I almost said bless you when my cousin coughed and I was trying to act cool

I almost said bless you in the middle of a text and ruined my vibe

I almost said bless you in front of my crush and now I’m forever embarrassed