I almost said bless you

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when someone coughs or burps and you almost say bless you but then realize you’re about to sound like a grandma and you panic

I almost said bless you when my buddy burped like a dragon

I almost said bless you right before I realized I was about to sound like my mom

I almost said bless you when my friend coughed so loud I thought he was dying

when you’re about to say bless you but then you remember you’re not cool and you stop yourself

I almost said bless you when my cousin coughed and I was trying to act cool

I almost said bless you in the middle of a text and ruined my vibe

I almost said bless you in front of my crush and now I’m forever embarrassed

when you’re about to say bless you but then you remember you’re not a nice person and you laugh instead

I almost said bless you but then I laughed because I’m a mean person

I almost said bless you but I cackled like a hyena and ruined it

I almost said bless you but I just said ‘lol’ and walked away