I AIN'T FIGGING - I AIN'T FIGGING is when you lie so much you think you're a m

I AIN'T FIGGING is when you lie so much you think you're a magician and everyone else is a rabbit.

I AIN'T FIGGING, I pulled a rabbit out of my pants.

I AIN'T FIGGING, I turned my dog into a rabbit.

I AIN'T FIGGING, I lied so much my hands turned into magic wands.