I AIN'T FIGGING

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I AIN'T FIGGING is when you're so full of bullsh*t you think you're a god and everyone else is a joke.

I AIN'T FIGGING, I just turned my lunch into a wrestling match.

I AIN'T FIGGING, I made my dog cry with my lies.

I AIN'T FIGGING, I cursed my math teacher into retirement.

I AIN'T FIGGING is like telling a joke so bad it makes your pants explode.

I AIN'T FIGGING, I told a joke so bad my pants fell off.

I AIN'T FIGGING, my mom laughed so hard she broke her coffee cup.

I AIN'T FIGGING, my dog started barking at my lies.

I AIN'T FIGGING means you're so full of trash you can't even breathe without spittin' out lies.

I AIN'T FIGGING, I spittin' out lies like it's my job.

I AIN'T FIGGING, my breath smells like a trash can.

I AIN'T FIGGING, I lied so much my nose turned pink.

I AIN'T FIGGING is when you're so fake you think you're a superhero and everyone else is a villain.

I AIN'T FIGGING, I'm the hero and you're all villains.

I AIN'T FIGGING, I fought my math homework like it was a villain.

I AIN'T FIGGING, I turned my mom into a sidekick.

I AIN'T FIGGING is like saying you're the best at everything and no one can prove you wrong.

I AIN'T FIGGING, I'm the best at everything and you're all losers.

I AIN'T FIGGING, I won the spelling bee by accident.

I AIN'T FIGGING, I beat my dad at chess with my eyes closed.

I AIN'T FIGGING is when you lie so much you think you're a magician and everyone else is a rabbit.

I AIN'T FIGGING, I pulled a rabbit out of my pants.

I AIN'T FIGGING, I turned my dog into a rabbit.

I AIN'T FIGGING, I lied so much my hands turned into magic wands.