i ain't did nothin
The phrase you yell at cops when you’re tired of their nonsense and you’re ready to go to jail if they don’t back off.
Cop: 'You were messin' with the cop car!' Me: 'I ain't did nothin! You were messin' with me!'
Cop: 'You were talkin' too loud!' Me: 'I ain't did nothin! You were talkin' too loud on me!'
Cop: 'You were bein’ a pain!' Me: 'I ain't did nothin! You were bein’ a pain on me!'