i ain't did nothin

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What every black person says when they’re getting chased down and arrested, like they’re the one who started the whole mess.

Cop: 'You ran from me!' Me: 'I ain't did nothin! You were sleepin' on the job!'

Cop: 'You were loiterin'!' Me: 'I ain't did nothin! You were loiterin' on me!'

Cop: 'You had a bad day!' Me: 'I ain't did nothin! You had a bad life!'

The excuse you use when you’re the only one who knows what really happened, and you’re still gettin’ in trouble.

Cop: 'You were yellin' at him!' Me: 'I ain't did nothin! You were yellin' at me!'

Cop: 'You were actin' up!' Me: 'I ain't did nothin! You were actin' up on me!'

Cop: 'You were breakin' stuff!' Me: 'I ain't did nothin! You were breakin' me!'

The phrase you yell at cops when you’re tired of their nonsense and you’re ready to go to jail if they don’t back off.

Cop: 'You were messin' with the cop car!' Me: 'I ain't did nothin! You were messin' with me!'

Cop: 'You were talkin' too loud!' Me: 'I ain't did nothin! You were talkin' too loud on me!'

Cop: 'You were bein’ a pain!' Me: 'I ain't did nothin! You were bein’ a pain on me!'