i ain't did nothin
The excuse you use when you’re the only one who knows what really happened, and you’re still gettin’ in trouble.
Cop: 'You were yellin' at him!' Me: 'I ain't did nothin! You were yellin' at me!'
Cop: 'You were actin' up!' Me: 'I ain't did nothin! You were actin' up on me!'
Cop: 'You were breakin' stuff!' Me: 'I ain't did nothin! You were breakin' me!'