You asked if I wanted to hang out. I said yes. Then I said I wanted to hang out with your friends. Then I said I wanted to hang out with your friends’ friends. Then I said I wanted to hang out with your ex’s ex’s ex.

You said you were going to drink wine. I said I was going to drink wine. Then I said I was going to drink wine until I was drunk. Then I said I was going to drink wine until I was dead.

You said you were going to stop being annoying. I said I was going to stop being annoyed. Then I said I was going to stop being alive.