I actually don't hate you right now

You asked me if I wanted to be friends again. I said yes. Then you asked if I wanted to be best friends. I said no. Then you asked if I wanted to be enemies. I said yes.

I saw your text: 'I miss you.' I replied: 'I miss you too. But I also miss my peace of mind.'

You said you were fine with me hanging out with your ex. I said I was fine. Then I said I was fine with your ex hanging out with my ex.

You asked if I wanted to hang out. I said yes. Then I said I wanted to hang out with your friends. Then I said I wanted to hang out with your friends’ friends. Then I said I wanted to hang out with your ex’s ex’s ex.

You said you were going to drink wine. I said I was going to drink wine. Then I said I was going to drink wine until I was drunk. Then I said I was going to drink wine until I was dead.

You said you were going to stop being annoying. I said I was going to stop being annoyed. Then I said I was going to stop being alive.

You said you were going to stop being a pain in the neck. I said I was going to stop being a pain in the back. Then I said I was going to stop being a pain in the whole body.

You said you were going to be nice. I said I was going to be nice. Then I said I was going to be nice to your ex. Then I said I was going to be nice to your ex’s ex.

You said you were going to be quiet. I said I was going to be quiet. Then I said I was going to be quiet and not talk to anyone. Then I said I was going to be quiet and not talk to anyone for the rest of my life.