I actually don't hate you right now
I don’t hate you right now, but I’m saving up hate for later, and it’s like a savings account with interest.
You said you were going to stop being a pain in the neck. I said I was going to stop being a pain in the back. Then I said I was going to stop being a pain in the whole body.
You said you were going to be nice. I said I was going to be nice. Then I said I was going to be nice to your ex. Then I said I was going to be nice to your ex’s ex.
You said you were going to be quiet. I said I was going to be quiet. Then I said I was going to be quiet and not talk to anyone. Then I said I was going to be quiet and not talk to anyone for the rest of my life.