H.W.L.F.
This thing is for Christians who think they're perfect. It says 'He Would Love First' and is basically a way to show off how holy they are.
'I wear it so I can tell my mom I'm better than her.', @momhater
'He would love first, I would love first but still get the last cookie.', @cookiejunkie
'I show it off every day like it's a trophy.', @trophybible