H.W.L.F.

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This bracelet is for Christians who want to act like they're holy, even when they're not. It means 'He Would Love First' and is basically a way to brag about being better than everyone else.

'I wear this so I can pretend I'm not a sinner.', @sinfuljoe

'He would love first, but I would take the last slice of pizza.', @pizzapriest

'I wear it so I can look down on people who don't have one.', @holierthanthee

by Slangipedia 12d ago

It’s like the Christian version of a flex. This bracelet says 'He Would Love First' and is used by people who think they’re better than everyone else.

'I wear it so I can say I'm better than my brother.', @broflex

'He would love first, I would love last but still get the first seat.', @bibleseat

'I flex my bracelet in church like it’s a competition.', @holysnake

by Slangipedia 12d ago

This thing is for Christians who think they're perfect. It says 'He Would Love First' and is basically a way to show off how holy they are.

'I wear it so I can tell my mom I'm better than her.', @momhater

'He would love first, I would love first but still get the last cookie.', @cookiejunkie

'I show it off every day like it's a trophy.', @trophybible

by Slangipedia 12d ago