h'ware
A slangy, rude way to ask how you're doing, like you’re being interrogated by a very angry squirrel.
H'ware, you lousy excuse for a person. I just got run over by a bus.
H'ware, you useless blob. I’m not even going to bother answering.
H'ware, you smelly bag of excuses. I’m not even in the mood.