h'ware

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A fancy way of asking how you're doing, but with way more attitude and way less patience.

H'ware, you sack of excuses? I just got fired again.

H'ware, you twerp. I’ve had enough of your nonsense today.

H'ware, you piece of sh*t. I'm about to lose it.

A shortened, dirtier version of 'How are you?' that sounds like it was shouted from a prison cell.

H'ware, you smelly excuse for a human? I just got locked out again.

H'ware, you piece of junk. I've had it with your bad vibes.

H'ware, you useless blob. I'm not even going to ask how you're doing.

It’s like someone took 'How are you?' and threw a punch at it.

H'ware, you lousy excuse for a friend. I just got dumped again.

H'ware, you useless bag of excuses. I'm about to explode.

H'ware, you idiot. I've had enough of your nonsense.

A slangy, rude way to ask how you're doing, like you’re being interrogated by a very angry squirrel.

H'ware, you lousy excuse for a person. I just got run over by a bus.

H'ware, you useless blob. I’m not even going to bother answering.

H'ware, you smelly bag of excuses. I’m not even in the mood.

It’s like someone took 'How are you?' and turned it into a swear word.

H'ware, you sack of excuses. I just failed my test again.

H'ware, you useless excuse for a human. I’m about to cry.

H'ware, you smelly excuse for a friend. I’ve had enough of your drama.