h'ware - A shortened, dirtier version of 'How are you?' that sounds l

A shortened, dirtier version of 'How are you?' that sounds like it was shouted from a prison cell.

H'ware, you smelly excuse for a human? I just got locked out again.

H'ware, you piece of junk. I've had it with your bad vibes.

H'ware, you useless blob. I'm not even going to ask how you're doing.