h'underware
H'underware is like a hairy monster that lives under your skin, growing from your belly button down to your thigh, and it’s the worst kind of winter bush you can imagine.
She hasn’t shaved in three years, and her h'underware is like a jungle.
I asked her about it, and she just said, 'It’s my winter beast.'
He took one look and ran out of the house like it was a fire alarm.