h'underware

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H'underware is a thick, hairy nightmare that grows on a woman like a wild beast, stretching from her tummy to her thighs, and it’s usually caused by someone letting their winter bush run rampant.
My aunt’s h'underware is so thick, I think she could grow a beard out of it.
He tried to shave it and now it looks like a raccoon attacked her.
I saw it in a mirror and I immediately ran out of the room.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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H'underware is like a hairy monster that lives under your skin, growing from your belly button down to your thigh, and it’s the worst kind of winter bush you can imagine.
She hasn’t shaved in three years, and her h'underware is like a jungle.
I asked her about it, and she just said, 'It’s my winter beast.'
He took one look and ran out of the house like it was a fire alarm.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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H'underware is a woman’s worst enemy, a thick, unruly mass of hair that takes over from her belly to her thigh, and it’s basically a winter bush on steroids.
Her h'underware is so thick, I think it could stand up on its own.
He said it looked like a hedgehog had exploded in her crotch.
She tried to wear a swimsuit and it looked like a hairy tent.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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