h'underware
H'underware is a woman’s worst enemy, a thick, unruly mass of hair that takes over from her belly to her thigh, and it’s basically a winter bush on steroids.
Her h'underware is so thick, I think it could stand up on its own.
He said it looked like a hedgehog had exploded in her crotch.
She tried to wear a swimsuit and it looked like a hairy tent.