H.U.B.S.
H. U. B. S. is when someone’s head is so big it blocks the view of everyone else, and their butt is just there to suffer.
He said I was bad at my job. Then he left early and called it a ‘break.’
She said I was the problem. Then she messed up the whole report.
He said I was wrong about the plan. Then he forgot the plan entirely.