H.U.B.S.

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H. U. B. S. is when someone thinks their head is the only one that works and everyone else’s butts are just decoration. Bosses and jerks love this disease.
My boss said I was wrong about the budget. Then he yelled at the printer.
He called me a failure for not knowing the password. Then he forgot his own.
She said I was late. Then she showed up 20 minutes after me.
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H. U. B. S. is when a person thinks their brain is the only one that exists and everyone else is just there for laughs.
He said I was stupid for taking the day off. Then he took the day off and didn’t tell anyone.
She said I had to stay late. Then she left early and called me a disappointment.
He said I was wrong about the project. Then he erased his own work.
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H. U. B. S. is when someone’s head is so full of nonsense that their butt just sits there and takes it.
He said I had to work weekends. Then he took Monday off and called it a ‘mental break.’
She said I was lazy. Then she napped during her meeting.
He said I was wrong about the timeline. Then he missed his own deadline.
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H. U. B. S. is when someone’s head is so big it blocks the view of everyone else, and their butt is just there to suffer.
He said I was bad at my job. Then he left early and called it a ‘break.’
She said I was the problem. Then she messed up the whole report.
He said I was wrong about the plan. Then he forgot the plan entirely.
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H. U. B. S. is when someone’s brain is so full of hot air that it makes their butt look like it’s trying to escape.
He said I was the worst. Then he walked out and left the door open.
She said I was a mess. Then she spilled coffee on her shirt.
He said I was wrong about the schedule. Then he forgot the date of the meeting.
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