H.O.M.T.
H. O. M. T. is when you're so fed up you just yell 'Hop Off My Tip' at people like they're the reason the world is broken. They're basically a walking swear jar.
'Hop Off My Tip!' I shouted when my girlfriend sat on my head during a Zoom call.
'Hop Off My Tip!' I yelled at my little brother for using me as a ladder.
Hop Off My Tip!' I said to my friend who tried to eat my face at the party.
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