H.O.M.T.

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H. O. M. T. is a team that gets so annoyed they scream 'Hop Off My Tip' every time someone grabs them like a meatball on a plate. They're the human version of a trash can full of rage.
'Hop Off My Tip!' I yelled as my crush tried to hug me like I was a pillow.
'Hop Off My Tip!' I said again when my friend sat on my face during lunch.
Hop Off My Tip!' I roared as my brother tried to use me as a step stool.
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H. O. M. T. is when you're so fed up you just yell 'Hop Off My Tip' at people like they're the reason the world is broken. They're basically a walking swear jar.
'Hop Off My Tip!' I shouted when my girlfriend sat on my head during a Zoom call.
'Hop Off My Tip!' I yelled at my little brother for using me as a ladder.
Hop Off My Tip!' I said to my friend who tried to eat my face at the party.
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H. O. M. T. is the group of people who yell 'Hop Off My Tip' so loud it makes everyone around them cringe. They're like a loudspeaker that only plays swear words.
'Hop Off My Tip!' I yelled at my crush who tried to kiss me in the hallway.
'Hop Off My Tip!' I shouted when my friend sat on my chest during gym class.
Hop Off My Tip!' I screamed at my brother for using me as a chair during dinner.
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