H.M.D.T.
Short for 'How's My Dick Taste,' this is when you ask your buddy how your junk tastes after he sucked the same chick who just gave you a blowjob. It's like you're saying, 'I'm still in this relationship, and you're still in this relationship, and I'm still in this relationship.'
'How's My Dick Taste?' I asked, because I knew he just sucked the girl I was with.
He said, 'How's My Dick Taste?' like I was the one who failed the taste test.
I texted him, 'How's My Dick Taste?' because I knew he just kissed the same girl I had a hard-on for.