H.M.D.T.

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Short for 'How's My Dick Taste,' this is when you ask your buddy how your junk tastes after he sucked the same chick who just gave you a blowjob. It's like you're saying, 'I'm still in this relationship, and you're still in this relationship, and I'm still in this relationship.'
'How's My Dick Taste?' I asked, because I knew he just sucked the girl I was with.
He said, 'How's My Dick Taste?' like I was the one who failed the taste test.
I texted him, 'How's My Dick Taste?' because I knew he just kissed the same girl I had a hard-on for.
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H. M. D. T. is when you ask your friend if your cock still tastes good after he just sucked the same girl you're still hung up on. It’s basically the worst kind of jealousy you can feel in the middle of a group hangout.
He said, 'How's My Dick Taste?' because he just sucked the girl I'm still hung up on.
I texted him, 'How's My Dick Taste?' because I know he just sucked the girl I still like.
He asked me, 'How's My Dick Taste?' like I had no idea he just kissed the girl I was with.
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H. M. D. T. is like the ultimate insult you throw at a buddy after he just sucked the same girl you're still trying to get back. It's the equivalent of telling him you're still in love with her and he's just the backup plan.
He said, 'How's My Dick Taste?' because he just sucked the girl I still love.
I sent him a DM, 'How's My Dick Taste?' like I was mad he just kissed the girl I was still trying to get back.
He asked me, 'How's My Dick Taste?' like I had no idea he just sucked the girl I was still trying to get back.
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H. M. D. T. is when you ask your buddy how your cock tastes after he just sucked the same girl who also gave you a blowjob. It’s the worst kind of betrayal you can feel from your best friend in the middle of a group hangout.
He said, 'How's My Dick Taste?' like I just found out he sucked the girl who gave me a blowjob.
I texted him, 'How's My Dick Taste?' because I found out he just sucked the same girl who gave me a blowjob.
He asked me, 'How's My Dick Taste?' like I was just told he sucked the girl who also gave me a blowjob.
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H. M. D. T. is when you ask your buddy how your cock tastes after he just sucked the same girl you're still trying to get back. It’s like you’re saying, 'I'm still in love with her, and you’re still in love with her, and I'm still in love with her.'
He said, 'How's My Dick Taste?' like I was still in love with the girl he just sucked.
I texted him, 'How's My Dick Taste?' because I was still in love with the girl he just sucked.
He asked me, 'How's My Dick Taste?' like I was still in love with the girl he just kissed.
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H. M. D. T. is when you ask your buddy how your cock tastes after he just sucked the same girl you're still hung up on. It’s like you're telling him you're still in love with her and he's just the side dish.
He said, 'How's My Dick Taste?' because he just sucked the girl I'm still hung up on.
I texted him, 'How's My Dick Taste?' because he just sucked the girl I'm still hung up on.
He asked me, 'How's My Dick Taste?' like he was the side dish and I was the main course.
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