H&M friendship - Besties who won't talk trash about you but will absolutely r

Besties who won't talk trash about you but will absolutely roast everyone else to pieces

My friend said I was a disgrace, but then we called my ex a walking disaster.

We laughed at our teacher’s bad hair, but then we yelled at the principal for being fat.

We made fun of the class clown, but then we said the clown was better than us.