H&M friendship

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Besties who won't talk trash about you but will absolutely roast everyone else to pieces
My friend said I was a disgrace, but then we called my ex a walking disaster.
We laughed at our teacher’s bad hair, but then we yelled at the principal for being fat.
We made fun of the class clown, but then we said the clown was better than us.
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Friends who back you up when you're wrong, but then they turn on everyone else like they're the enemy
I failed the test, and my friend said I was a genius, but then she said the teacher was a total idiot.
I broke the rules, and my friend said I was a hero, but then she said the principal was a piece of garbage.
I got in trouble, and my friend said I was a legend, but then she said the cops were the worst.
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Friends who say you're the best, but they'll cuss out anyone who tries to be your friend
My friend said I was the best, but then she said the new kid was a total loser.
She said I was a rockstar, but then she said the teacher was the worst ever.
She called me a legend, but then she said the principal was a total f***ing joke.
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Friends who will take your side even when you're being a total f***ing disaster
I was being a total brat, and my friend said I was a legend.
I ruined the party, and my friend said I was a rockstar.
I got into a fight, and my friend said I was the best at it.
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Friends who will say you're awesome, but they'll call everyone else a total f***ing idiot
My friend said I was awesome, but then she called the teacher a total f***ing idiot.
She said I was the best, but then she said the principal was a piece of trash.
She said I was a legend, but then she said the new kid was a complete disaster.
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Friends who will stick up for you even when you're being a total f***ing nightmare
I was a total nightmare, and my friend said I was a hero.
I ruined the whole day, and my friend said I was the best.
I was a total disaster, and my friend said I was a legend.
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