H.I.T.S.P.
H. I. T. S. P. is when you or your lover (or both) go for a hand job in the most public place possible because you're a shameless, loud, attention-seeking mess.
He did H. I. T. S. P. in the elevator like nobody was watching.
She pulled me into the breakroom and did H. I. T. S. P. like it was a crime scene.
We did H. I. T. S. P. in the car while my mom was driving like we had no idea she was listening.