H.I.T.S.P.

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Hands In The Sexy Pants is when you or your lover (or both of you) stick your hands in each other's underwear and feel around like a feral animal looking for a snack.

My man stuck his hand in my pants during lunch like he was trying to steal my sandwich.

She reached into my pants during the meeting like I had a secret stash of donuts in there.

We did H. I. T. S. P. in the grocery store while pretending we were just checking out.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

H. I. T. S. P. is when you or your lover (or both) go for a hand job in the most public place possible because you're a shameless, loud, attention-seeking mess.

He did H. I. T. S. P. in the elevator like nobody was watching.

She pulled me into the breakroom and did H. I. T. S. P. like it was a crime scene.

We did H. I. T. S. P. in the car while my mom was driving like we had no idea she was listening.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

H. I. T. S. P. is when you or your lover (or both) are so horny they can't wait for the right moment, so they go for it like it's a fire alarm and they're the only one who can hear it.

He did H. I. T. S. P. during the Zoom call like he was on a mission.

She did H. I. T. S. P. in the library like she was trying to get kicked out.

We did H. I. T. S. P. in the restaurant while my dad was eating like it was a normal thing.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

H. I. T. S. P. is when you or your lover (or both) are so desperate for a touch they go for it like they're on a reality show and the judges are watching.

He did H. I. T. S. P. in the hallway like he was in the middle of a dance number.

She did H. I. T. S. P. in the grocery line like it was a national event.

We did H. I. T. S. P. in the park like we were auditioning for a movie.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

H. I. T. S. P. is when you or your lover (or both) get so excited they can't wait for the right moment and just go for it like it's the final round of a game show and they're ready to win.

He did H. I. T. S. P. at the office like he was trying to get a promotion.

She did H. I. T. S. P. in the car like she was trying to impress her friends.

We did H. I. T. S. P. in the movie theater like we were the main characters.

by Slangipedia 13d ago