H.I. Syphachlamydagonhorrepia B
A combination of STDs so bad they’re like a disease parade. Avoid it like you’d avoid a burning trash can.
I got this from my ex and now I look like a hot mess. It’s a real disaster.
My brother got it from a prostitute and now he smells like a fart. It’s that bad.
That guy got this and now he’s got sores everywhere. Don’t even look at him.