H.I. Syphachlamydagonhorrepia B

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A mess of STDs so bad it’s like having a bunch of infected monkeys throw poop at you. Stay far away from this dirty hoe.

I dated this chick and now I have 3 STDs and a rash. She’s got H. I. Syphachlamydagonhorrepia B.

My cousin got it from a hooker and now he’s on 5 different pills. It’s a nightmare.

That girl’s got more diseases than a zoo. Don’t touch her.

The worst mix of STDs you can imagine. It’s like getting hit by a truck and then kissed by a dog with a mouth full of bacteria.

I got this from my ex and now I can’t even eat pizza. It’s that bad.

My brother’s got it and he smells like a sewer. He says it’s H. I. Syphachlamydagonhorrepia B.

She’s got this disease and her skin looks like it’s melting. Don’t even look at her.

A super-duper bad STD combo. You don’t just get it, you get cursed by the devil himself.

My girlfriend got this from her last boyfriend and now she can’t stop scratching. It’s wild.

My uncle got it from a prostitute and now he’s covered in sores. It’s a real curse.

That guy got this and now he’s like a walking infection. Stay away.

The worst STDs combined into one. You get it and you’re basically a human trash can.

I got this from my ex and now I look like a raccoon with a rash. It’s not pretty.

My sister got it from her boyfriend and now she smells like a garbage can. It’s gross.

That guy got it and now he’s got sores everywhere. Don’t even try to talk to him.

A bunch of STDs so bad they might as well be a curse. You get it and you’re out of luck.

I got this from my ex and now I can’t even go to work. I look like a monster.

My friend got it from a hooker and now he’s got sores on his face. It’s terrifying.

That girl got this and now she’s got a rash that looks like a spiderweb. Don’t touch her.

A combination of STDs so bad they’re like a disease parade. Avoid it like you’d avoid a burning trash can.

I got this from my ex and now I look like a hot mess. It’s a real disaster.

My brother got it from a prostitute and now he smells like a fart. It’s that bad.

That guy got this and now he’s got sores everywhere. Don’t even look at him.