H.I. Syphachlamydagonhorrepia B
A bunch of STDs so bad they might as well be a curse. You get it and you’re out of luck.
I got this from my ex and now I can’t even go to work. I look like a monster.
My friend got it from a hooker and now he’s got sores on his face. It’s terrifying.
That girl got this and now she’s got a rash that looks like a spiderweb. Don’t touch her.