H.H.A.
A hot hipster asshole is like a moldy cheese wheel, he thinks he’s fancy, but he’s just gross and annoying.
He walked into a store wearing a onesie and a scarf and said, ‘I’m just being myself’
He tried to explain ‘the vibe’ and I fell asleep
He bought a ‘limited edition’ cup of coffee for $20 and called it a ‘hustle’