H.H.A.
A hot hipster asshole is someone who thinks he’s a genius because he knows what ‘artisanal’ means but can’t spell it.
He said, ‘I’m an artisanal human’ and I said, ‘You’re just a human’
He tried to sell me a ‘handmade’ cup of coffee that was just regular coffee
He called my dog ‘a basic pet’ and it barked at him