H.H.A.
A hot hipster asshole is the kind of guy who thinks he’s the only one who knows what ‘authentic’ means but actually just copied it from a TikTok.
He posted a video of himself ‘vibing’ in a coffee shop and called it a ‘lifestyle’
He tried to explain why ‘y2k’ was better than ‘2025’
He called my mom ‘out of touch’ because she didn’t know what a ‘substack’ was