H.F.T.M
A crazy, sweaty, messy situation that starts with a trans person and ends with everyone being grossed out.
At the school dance, a H. F. T. M made me run out of the building.
My mom’s H. F. T. M happened in the car and now I have to ride with her every day.
I saw a H. F. T. M at the park and now I hate weekends.