H.F.T.M

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A situation where a sweaty trans person drops their pants and everyone loses their minds.
My cousin saw a H. F. T. M at the gym and screamed like a baby.
The H. F. T. M happened at the bus stop and I had to walk home in silence.
My friend’s dog ran into a H. F. T. M and now it won’t stop barking.
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When a trans person shows up in a mess and everyone starts yelling and laughing.
At the park, a H. F. T. M made me drop my ice cream on the ground.
During my math test, a H. F. T. M happened and I got a zero.
My mom’s H. F. T. M happened at the mall and now she won’t go back.
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A mess made by a trans person that makes everyone break their silence and cuss.
At the movies, a H. F. T. M broke the movie and I had to watch it twice.
My dad’s H. F. T. M happened at the office and now he’s on vacation.
I saw a H. F. T. M at the grocery store and now I hate shopping.
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A big mess caused by a trans person that turns everyone into a loud, cussing mess.
At the library, a H. F. T. M happened and I got yelled at by the librarian.
My sister’s H. F. T. M happened at the school and she got suspended.
I walked into a H. F. T. M at the coffee shop and now I hate coffee.
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A loud, smelly, sweaty mess made by a trans person that everyone can’t ignore.
At the restaurant, a H. F. T. M happened and my food got thrown on the floor.
My brother’s H. F. T. M happened at the party and now he’s banned from all parties.
I saw a H. F. T. M at the beach and now I can’t go near the ocean.
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A crazy, sweaty, messy situation that starts with a trans person and ends with everyone being grossed out.
At the school dance, a H. F. T. M made me run out of the building.
My mom’s H. F. T. M happened in the car and now I have to ride with her every day.
I saw a H. F. T. M at the park and now I hate weekends.
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