H.F.L.A.T
H. F. L. A. T is the ultimate way to make a woman feel like she's been graded by a group of angry middle schoolers. Each part of her body gets a number. You add them up and divide by 5. It's basically a popularity contest for her body.
I gave my crush a 10 on H. F. L. A. T. She called me a genius. I called her a 10.
My brother rated his crush a 6. I told him he was being too nice. He said she had a bad hair day.
My friend rated her ex a 3. She said he had a bad face and worse legs.