H.F.L.A.T

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H. F. L. A. T is like giving a woman a brutal score based on her body parts. Hair, face, legs, ass, tits. You rate each one from 1 to 10 and then divide by 5. That’s her average. It’s like a beauty version of a math test, but way more judgmental.

My cousin got a 7.5 on H. F. L. A. T. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

I gave my teacher a 2. She said I was being unfair. I told her she was a 2 in every category.

My mom rated my sister a 9. I rated her a 1 because she took my last slice of pizza.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

H. F. L. A. T is the ultimate way to make a woman feel like she's been graded by a group of angry middle schoolers. Each part of her body gets a number. You add them up and divide by 5. It's basically a popularity contest for her body.

I gave my crush a 10 on H. F. L. A. T. She called me a genius. I called her a 10.

My brother rated his crush a 6. I told him he was being too nice. He said she had a bad hair day.

My friend rated her ex a 3. She said he had a bad face and worse legs.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

H. F. L. A. T is when you rip apart a woman’s body like it’s a math problem. You rate her hair, face, legs, ass, and tits. Then you divide by 5. It's like a beauty exam, but you get extra credit for swearing.

I gave my math teacher a 4 on H. F. L. A. T. She said I was being too harsh. I said she was being too average.

My dad rated my mom a 9. I rated her a 10 because I’m biased and I like her.

My crush gave me a 7 on H. F. L. A. T. I gave him a 5 because I said he had a bad face.

by Slangipedia 12d ago