H.F.L.A.T
H. F. L. A. T is when you rip apart a woman’s body like it’s a math problem. You rate her hair, face, legs, ass, and tits. Then you divide by 5. It's like a beauty exam, but you get extra credit for swearing.
I gave my math teacher a 4 on H. F. L. A. T. She said I was being too harsh. I said she was being too average.
My dad rated my mom a 9. I rated her a 10 because I’m biased and I like her.
My crush gave me a 7 on H. F. L. A. T. I gave him a 5 because I said he had a bad face.