H.D.(HUMPTY DUMPTY)
H. D. is a pig of a man who talks too much about his tiny military job, and he wants to give John Cary a butt plug. He also has a love-hate relationship with his cat Wanda.
H. D. tried to explain how he won a war with a spoon. It was a disaster.
John Cary now has a tattoo of H. D.'s face on his butt.
Wanda the cat bit H. D. because he tried to use her as a pillow.