H.D.(HUMPTY DUMPTY)

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H. D. is a chunky bald guy who yaps about his old military job that nobody remembers, and he wants to shove his dick up John Cary's ass. He also farts in bed with his cat Wanda.

H. D. just told me he fought in the Battle of the Toaster. I don't even know what that is.

John Cary is now terrified of H. D. because he saw him wearing a tiny uniform.

Wanda the cat ran away because H. D. tried to make her wear a hat.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

H. D. is a pig of a man who talks too much about his tiny military job, and he wants to give John Cary a butt plug. He also has a love-hate relationship with his cat Wanda.

H. D. tried to explain how he won a war with a spoon. It was a disaster.

John Cary now has a tattoo of H. D.'s face on his butt.

Wanda the cat bit H. D. because he tried to use her as a pillow.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

H. D. is a big bald guy who brags about his ancient military job that nobody cares about, and he wants to kiss John Cary's butt. He also sleeps with his cat Wanda.

H. D. just said he fought in the War of the Napkins. Nobody knows what that means.

John Cary now has a medal for surviving H. D.'s stories.

Wanda the cat now has a badge that says 'Chief Cat Officer'.

by Slangipedia 12d ago