H.C.B.A. - A man who thinks he’s tough, but his only real proof is his

A man who thinks he’s tough, but his only real proof is his shirt and his loud mouth. He’s a H. C. B. A. because nobody else wants to be one.

Text: "My dad said I’m not a H. C. B. A. I said I am. He said he’s a H. C. B. A. I said I’m a H. C. B. A. and he’s a H. C. B. A. and I’m not."

Tweet: "Why do I have to walk the dog? I’m a H. C. B. A. I don’t walk dogs. I walk people."

DM: "I just got called a H. C. B. A. by my teacher. I think that’s a compliment. I think I’m a H. C. B. A."