H.C.B.A.

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A guy who thinks he’s a beast but is just a meathead in a tight shirt. He talks loud, flexes like he’s in a gym commercial, and hopes girls will notice he’s not a total waste of oxygen.

DM: "Hey, I just bench 200 lbs. You’re a 10?" (He sent a photo of his biceps and a pizza.)

Tweet: "Why do I have to wait in line? I’m a H. C. B. A. and I should be served first."

Text: "I just fought a man in a parking lot. He said I was a poser. I said I was a H. C. B. A. and he said I was a poser."

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A man who believes he's a legend, but his only real skill is looking tough in a shirt that's two sizes too small. He yells at people and thinks that’s how you win friends.

Text: "I told my mom I’m a H. C. B. A. She said I’m a H. C. B. A. and I’m still a failure."

Tweet: "Why do I have to do the dishes? I’m a H. C. B. A. I don’t do dishes. I do people."

DM: "I just beat up my neighbor for calling me a H. C. B. A. I’m not a H. C. B. A. I’m a H. C. B. A. and I’m not a H. C. B. A."

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A man who thinks he’s tough, but his only real proof is his shirt and his loud mouth. He’s a H. C. B. A. because nobody else wants to be one.

Text: "My dad said I’m not a H. C. B. A. I said I am. He said he’s a H. C. B. A. I said I’m a H. C. B. A. and he’s a H. C. B. A. and I’m not."

Tweet: "Why do I have to walk the dog? I’m a H. C. B. A. I don’t walk dogs. I walk people."

DM: "I just got called a H. C. B. A. by my teacher. I think that’s a compliment. I think I’m a H. C. B. A."

by Slangipedia 12d ago