H.A.N.S.
H. A. N. S means you're so cool you’ve earned a title that makes everyone else look like a sad kid who forgot their lunch.
You're a H. A. N. S now. You can stop pretending you're not scared of the guy who roasts chickens at the park.
My mom said I was a H. A. N. S because I told my dad he looked like a chicken.
That kid who beat up the principal? H. A. N. S. Plain and simple.