H.A.N.S.

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A H. A. N. S is a fake ninja who thinks they’re the king of the world, but deep down they’re just scared of the apocalypse and hope no one notices.

Bro, you're a H. A. N. S. You talk like you're saving the world, but you can't even cook eggs.

My cousin claims he’s a H. A. N. S, but he got scared when the microwave beeped.

That guy at the gym who yells at the printer like it owes him money? That’s a H. A. N. S.

H. A. N. S means you're so cool you’ve earned a title that makes everyone else look like a sad kid who forgot their lunch.

You're a H. A. N. S now. You can stop pretending you're not scared of the guy who roasts chickens at the park.

My mom said I was a H. A. N. S because I told my dad he looked like a chicken.

That kid who beat up the principal? H. A. N. S. Plain and simple.

H. A. N. S is when you're too busy hating on someone to realize you're just as messed up as them.

You're a H. A. N. S, yelling at your cousin for eating your pizza, but you're still eating the crust.

My friend's H. A. N. S. He calls his teacher a 'lame chicken' but still fails math.

That guy who insults the bus driver but still takes the long way home? H. A. N. S.