H.A.M.G.A.M.
H. A. M. G. A. M. is when you're so strong you could throw a grown man over your shoulder and still have time to laugh at him.
DM: I picked up my brother and still had time to run. That's H. A. M. G. A. M.
Tweet: I threw my mom over my shoulder and still had time to text. You ain't got no H. A. M. G. A. M.
Text: I lifted my dad and still had time to eat. That's H. A. M. G. A. M.